Season Total16After Episode 1
League Rank#3Of 5 Captains
Power Rank#3Quietly Stable
Episode 1 ScoringSeason Roster
| Castaway | Episode 1 |
|---|---|
| Sharonda Cox | 4 |
| Mike Pinsky | 4 |
| Linnea Capobianco | 4 |
| An “Thien An” Nguyen | 4 |
| Team Total | 16 |
Week By WeekWeekly Points History
| Episode | Air Date | Weekly | Season Total | Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 — Permanent Uncertainty | Sep 23, 2026 | 16 | 16 | #3 |
Questions, Answers & RoastsSamsquantch Booth
- Episode 1 — Permanent Uncertainty
Samsquantch asks: Four castaways, four points each — the most balanced roster in SFL history. Be honest: is this strategy or witchcraft?
Captain Lizard responds: The response is on its way — check back soon.
Samsquantch’s roast (totally unverified): Sharonda, Mike, Linnea, and Thien An each scored exactly 4 points — the most balanced roster in SFL history, and frankly the hardest team to roast.
Straight From The FansFan Wall
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Cheer Them OnSend Fan Mail
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Roster Strength, Not Just StandingsPower-Rank History
| Episode | Power Rank | Read |
|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 | #3 | Quietly Stable |
Straight From SamsquantchSam’s Strategic Suggestions
- Stable is a compliment and a warning.Four 4s, zero variance, zero negatives. Reliable — but nobody on this roster looks like a future 9-point week. Watch the trade market for spike potential.
- Keep the Ringer holstered.No negatives yet means no reason to burn it. Save it for merge chaos, when the blindsides start flying.